Hmrc

I don't fancy having my balls chopped off.

 

Yip .

 

It's probably just as well.

Full story here:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/364146/Kenneth-Haskins-sets-fire-to-apartment-after-being-told-off-for-pleasuring-himself

 

It used to be 'CAD technician' until my late grandfather, Laurence Roger Xavier Mwembu, came to these shores and took up the profession. It's been 'CAD monkey' ever since. Sickening.

Bye.

 

Self-inflicted shotgun wound to his face

 

I think they just send random letters to people, in the hope someone panics and pays up for debts they don't have.

 

I think you're right.

Trying to compensate for those bastards that tax dodge.