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'Not for Gays' beer launched

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Feb 5, 2014.

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 5, 2014
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Bet when they finish a bottle, they shove it up their arses :mad:
     
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  3. Erik

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    Ever seen 'One Man, One Jar'?
     
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    Saw it? You should see the state of my dunger FFS
     
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    ****ters dont drink alcohol do they?
     
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    Not unless it's in a "tops" style, where instead of a dash of lemonade, to tip of the bottle/glass is encrusted in a mixture of faeces and semen.
     
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  7. Shameless

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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sounds awfully moreish
     
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    ****less frothing at the gash.
     
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  10. Cruyff's Turn

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    That's a slur on Allah.Beware the knock on your door from men with meat cleavers.
     
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  11. Shameless

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    ER reminiscing his stiffy days in the 1970's and 80's again <ok>
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

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    They drink far more than us normal people - think about it.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

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    Gentleman's relish?
     
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  14. Erik

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    Heir gel.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

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    Marc Almond allegedly liked the stuff so much that he collapsed during a show and had his stomach pumped (sic) out.
     
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    Ach it's a myth

    Myth: After being taken ill at an 80s party, Marc Almond was rushed to hospital, where a pint of semen was pumped out of his stomach.
    Reality: Very, very false. This scurrilous tale has been doing the rounds for decades and is highly promiscuous. Other stars it has been attached to include David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Elton John, Rod Stewart, Jon Bon Jovi, Britney Spears, L'il Kim, Alanis Morissette and ER, and it is sure to claim more victims yet..
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I've known very few benders who actually drink beer. They never seem to like football either :huh:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 5, 2014
  18. stopmeandslapme

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    I've known very few benders but of the ones I've known, young ones anyway, they are out every night getting ****-faced, so to speak.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

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    They love getting pissed, but usually by drinking birds' drinks.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 5, 2014
  20. stopmeandslapme

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    Ah well I guess I'm guilty too, a bottle of wine is far easier to down than four pints.
     
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