TV Listings from the past

Celebrity Y Fronts: A police sniffer dog has to identify a famous pervert from the world of Film and TV, using a selection of cum stained grundies.

 

The O & Joe Jazz Hour: Barack Obama & Joey Barton present an hour long special dedicated to Cool Jazz and internet porn.

 

A Psychologist would have a field day on here.

 

I've often wondered about that phrase "field day". Whit the **** is a field day and why is it so good?

Spending a day avoiding cow **** disny sound that good to me.

 

field day
noun
1.
an opportunity for action or success, especially at the expense of others.
"the newspapers had a field day as the case came to court"
2.
MILITARY
a review or an exercise, especially in manoeuvring.


You're welcome

 

Well thank you very much Mr ****in Literal

 

Anytime I can help just let me know

 

Sun sea and suspicious children - the Mccann twins ask mummy and daddy what really happened in Praia da Luz

 

Not if they know what's good for them they won't

 

You better get on the Tube thread Dan

 

Fist-a-rama

1980s pop combo, Bananarama, take it in turns to get fisted by 4 strangers competing for a £1000 cash prize.

Voice over done by the **** that does Come Dine With Me.

 

Around the world with 80 gays - Graham Norton, Dale Winton, Stephen Fry and friends travel the world following in Phileas Fogg's footsteps. Watch the hilarity unfold as Graham gets beaten up in Riyadh, Stephen gets imprisoned in Vladivostock and Dale meets soemone who is even camper than he is in a bar in New york

 

Antiques Roadshow: A bunch of Scouse scallies drive up and down the country stealing antiques

 

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That Doug Stanhope really is frightfully good.

 

In Suffolk a "field day" is one you spend leaning on a five bar gate chewing grass.It's a lot more exciting than it sounds.Last time I had one I saw a '55 Fordson go past with a double row vertical axis harrow attachment.

 

Do they do Tractor Pulling round your way? It's basically drag racing for souped up traaaactors, only these beauties have to drag a flat bed full of pig iron across a muddy field. I came across this while holidaying in a place called Garstang, a few miles inland from Blackpool. Anything that unites country folk with big ****-off 12 litre engines has to be good imo, as it keeps them away from guns.

 

There is a yokel on U Tube with one of they.Doing wheelies in a ploughed field and hurtling down country lanes.Generally not too much trouble with guns.Mainly posh home counties types playing at being squires.Whenever one asks me directions I always tell him "I wouldn't start from here".

 

Gilligans Ireland ; Shipwrecked on a forsaken island Gilligan and his fellow castaways somehow never seem to escape their plight.

Wacky Races ; Jim Davidson takes an hilarious look at the odd behaviour of johnny foreigner around the world.

 

In sickness and in health - watch the fun when 27 year old Julia realises her 64 year old billionaire husband doesn't really have Cancer