Who wants to be a millionaire? Contestants drink a pint of lager containing the excrement of a celebrity in order to win a million quid.
Through The Arsehole Lloyd Grossman poses the question "who would reside in a dung funnel like this?" "David, it's over to you" "thank you Lloyd"
Logans Runs ; Logan and Jessica flee to escape the mandatory diahorrea that society imposes on its citizens of a certain age.
Five Finger Discount Hour - Anthony Worrall Thompson and Hollywood star Winona Ryder take over the shopping channel for an hour, offering massive 100% discounts on all items.
****down The contestants are allowed a minute and a calculator to do the maths - but are distracted as Rachel Riley jiggles about naked. If the contestants fail to solve the test they get shot.
Prison G-Rape: Incarcerated gangsters are forced to see how many grapes (seedless) they can stick up their arses. The victor with the largest number of grapes wins his freedom.
Design & Space Lords: An even gayer version of Doctor Who where queer interior designers mince about while finding endless places for throw pillows inside the T.A.R.D.I.S
Its A Cock - Out ; a fun and games variation of ..... well, Ive actually realised I dont know quite how to describe the original show... Jim`ll **** It ; Hows about that then guys an` girls.
Ronnie Barker's Skeleton: Sitcom where a bumbling character attempts to do their job ineffectually. Each time they do so we cut to Ronnie Barker's Skeleton which, if it could, makes a funny face. End show. Credits.
EDL or No EDL: 12 contestants made up of immigrants from Pakistan, India & Bangladesh are each given a box. Only one box does not contain the faeces of an EDL member. Watch EDL or No EDL on Sky News every day at 5pm.
Ham Shanklands: Residents of Greenock chase a moped with a ham hock tied to the back in the hope of gaining meat for the family.
Gail Train - Gail Platt takes us a journey through the biggest and best train museums Europe has to offer, culminating in a journey home on her very own Gail Train, the Orient Express.
