Hows about ditching some old defunct stickies to make some space and creating a specialist sticky for jokes. There are some crackers flying around and they are getting lost in the debates. I reckon it'd be nice to keep them all on one page!
swimaway make a thread for it and i will make it a sticky, some of the present stickies will shortly be unstuck and some will move to the liberty lounge leave me know
In the democracy that is Swansealona.... we have to let the people decide and if I don't like it i will start one anyway probably!
How about having a sticky thread dedicated to Cardiff City, which automatically comes unstuck in the last 5 games of the season
Great idea, let`s have some fun and get started: My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.""f__k that" says Mickâ have you seen how many of their owners go blind" Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is deadâ The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up! I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest p*nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg" I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said your obviously not listening. The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action. So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy b*tch busy. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Dave woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then." My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak. Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in. Came home one day early in December to find all my doors and windows smashed in and everything gone. What sort of sick person does that to someone's Advent calendar...? I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit. After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing. A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part." Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's rather a lot. Apparently Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think. Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, and when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.... I think they were Hovis Witnesses.
no more stickys ever ffs this is the swansea board where we talk about swansea, football, team talk etc. so why t .f .do we need a F,ing liberty lounge or a transfer news slot thats what the forum is for. please stop with this pile of crap at the top of our page that serves no point than to massage the egoes of the knobs that put them there. jokes are great though.
Scums new sponsor for next year . Tampax .The companys manager said "to sponsor a bunch of c***s during a bad period is exactly what this companys all about ".
Jackanory If the forum members do not want any stickies now is the time to speak, the present stickies were put up because the people using this forum wanted them , now we can quite easily take them away if thats what the majority on here want us to do
I set this for 3 days, and the people have spoken in their masses. Through sleet, hail and burning rubber they have made it to the polling booths. There is a definate majority that want defunct sticky's gone to free up actual debate! However it seems the mods have already freed up some space from past it sticky's (although one has to ask the value of a transfer sticky when the whole summer is spent speculating) But the clear winner is..... The jokes are in as a sticky..... It will be under "Jack-anory for a Funny Story". Mabon do your business and make it stick if you could fine sir!! PS some crackers have already been posted but could the authors/plagiarists please feel free to paste them on the new thread so their kept for prosperity (and all the upcoming visitors to our site when the PREMIERE league starts).....way hey!!!
