PSG have moved to reorganise their Academy after only one player has advanced towards the first team. Mr J Kinnear has been relieved of his duties after failure to provide quality players for the first team, based in Paris. Mr Kinnear commented; "I think Palace Paint Herman have over-reacted and got the wrong guy. They Toon fans were calling for the head of the other fat cockney bastard" Impartial commentator Chris Waddle said; "It was obvious we (oops sorry) THEY were under the cosh as soon as I saw the weather forecast. Windy weather causes mayhem and the only way to win is keeping the ball on the floor. That's hardly football, is it?" He continued; "It was never a penalty for the first goal. It was a PELANTY" Mr Kinnear has now said he will take over the reins at Real Madrid as he is the world's greatest football authority. x
Did you know, not once in his career did he ever play against Sunderland? He always had some mysterious niggle.
.....and half a dozen games at the end of his career is hardly contributing to the rich pageant of SAFC x
He did so again when he signed for us and its rumoured he has a Sunderland tattoo which he had to keep covered up and has not been seen in short sleeves in a craa top incase it was revealed? Urban myth? Well, perhaps it is but its one I like to believe.
Didn't sound like he was a SAFC supporter the other day or on previous derbies. Didn't sound like he was trying to be neutral either. But this could all be put down to him being a thick twat.
Waddle had trails for us under Knighton or Durban and we knocked him back. Was at Tow Law at the time. Waddle and McCoist….