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  1. oldposhpete

    oldposhpete Well-Known Member
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    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


    Between 16 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered,
    half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!


    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and
    open to trade, especially for someone of real value.



    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
    relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.



    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging
    but still a warm and desirable place to visit.



    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
    with a glorious and all conquering past.



    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war,
    doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.


    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
    self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.



    After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
    the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.



    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


    Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea,
    ruled by a pair of nuts.
     
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  2. Resurgam

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    Anyone brave/stupid (delete as applicable) enough to say on here which country Simples is? <goes into hiding>
     
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  3. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Not sure any of them do her justice R!
     
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  4. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Lamby <smooch>
     
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  5. Resurgam

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    Top reply
     
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  6. Resurgam

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    If Heaven or Utopia was a country, then that would be the closest to describe you Simples :angel:
     
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  7. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    And a great result!
     
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  8. Minxy

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    Good try .... I may not have to punish you now <devil>
     
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  9. Resurgam

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    Bloody typical. I miss out again <cry> <cry> <cry>
     
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  10. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Too slow.
     
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  11. Resurgam

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    I know when I've not got a chance <cry>
     
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  12. Minxy

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    Now you're mocking the afflicted <wah>
     
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  14. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Morning all.
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

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    I will go 36 to 40
    with a bit of the others thrown in
     
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  16. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I love Greece

    Those we the days :)
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

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    and im sure Greece loved vyou
     
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  18. Minxy

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    Lovely memories :)
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

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    my first holiday was to spetses

    the sun the sand
    no beer belly
     
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  20. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Kefalonia for me. Beautiful island.
     
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