Kinnearisms in every day life?

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the infamous interview Kinnear gave to Talksport. Obviously the fat **** embarrassed himself beyond belief, and we of course hate him, but it offers such hilarity that I can't help but listen to it every so often. At this point I'm even able to recite large parts from memory.

But worse, I now find myself using certain phrases from it in everyday life, especially when speaking to my fellow Newcastle-supporting brother. I just can't help it. The choice ones include:


"It's water off a duck's arse"

"I mean, what a load of crap"

"I think we will look at all the markets"

"What do you want, what do they want?"

"That's the difference" (this has come up a lot over the past 24 hours, comparing Pardew and other managers)

"What would you do, what would you do"

"(It's) a load of tosh and, er, I'm not accepting it"


I refuse to believe I'm the only loon who has embraced these wonderful 'Kinnearisms'.

 

Pure gold from Kinnear.