Storytime :The takeover

his phone rang and ....

 

FCUK ME, IT WAS RIO....

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Rio said .....

 

Glory interupts Storytime to say

'Ell we can't compete with the real story..........'

'The real plot line is more unbelievable than anything we make up'.

 

Rio yells down the phone at Millwall Steve saying

'Mike Farnam and I need your help'

'I have a helicoptor standing by, get in, get in, get it .....

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Suddenly...

 

But then David Haigh's colleague Louise Taylor came on the scene and frightened all the supporters away and there was nobody to buy the pies and the pie shop folded.

 

The situation was now so laughable even Ashley's mob were starting to take the piss. However things were about to change.............

 

As the situation wasn't Black n White (excuse the pun) To everyone's surprise the shop where the pies were sold was reopened as .....

 

Batesy's bistro

 

Otherwise known as The Essex lady boy escort and massage parlour.....

 

.....and legend has it that's where Neil Worncock got his nickname from! (he always did say that they were a good bunch of lads underneath)

 

Where on the special board that day were ..........

 

Delia smith was spotted transversing around the elland road kitchen with a bag of malt potatoes, she was heard to have donated her secret recipe to the board in exchange for more leeds players....

(Not wuming btw)