Soppiest Bollocks February Nominations

Another month with the cheating pikey retaining the trophy again for the usual reason but his accomplice Minxy shares the glory and the trophy this month!

We all know that Roy would rather give up his lead piping than share the trophy he craves most in this world so watch the feathers fly!!

 

Nominations so far,

(1) Roy & Minxy as the reigning champions.

(2) Minxy for destroying the O's away end after going 1-0 down!

(3) brb for being a lying bastard and a thieving pikey for taking away my name.

(4) Massimo Cellino for sacking egghead!

(5) Egghead for saying that the weeds can still go up!

(6) Norman for talking to himself.

(7) Brissy for not recognising Mrs Kim!

 

Breaking news!!!!!!!

Roy refuses to hand over trophy so Norman and his gravy loving mates decide to take it back by force........ but where are the wheels Roy? Where are the wheels?

[video=youtube;FE4L9eR3QWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE4L9eR3QWM[/video]

 

**** me that's one sturdy front door!

Long time no see mate?

 

The wheels are out back, hence why i never heard them knocking on the front door....

 

I shouldn't worry about the nominations this month Steve, I think its going to be a landslide victory for 'smugs'...just give him the trophy now...have you seen the state of that Leeds thread

 

You could always resolve that.

 

What would you like me to do?

 

Whatever is appropriate.
But I have to buy a new rod because of him.

Hope u polished that fecking trophy.

 

I did think about banning him from the Leeds board but some club board fans prefer i don't interfere and leave it to the residents to deal with. I don't touch anything on the Wall unless the lads ask and i assumed it was the same for Leeds, I just thought you, olof, cheese, Irish and elland wanted a toy to play with...

as for the trophy its a nice big shiny one

 

I think the novelty is wearing off and we want a ps4 instead.
I will look after your trophy for you.

 

I nominate the Italian hitman Massimo Cellino for sacking egghead because had no authority too do so without being the lawful owner, nothing surprises me with circus Leeds Utd though!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25986093

 

I nominate steve for prematurely ejaculating with the nom above.

 

Not that i'm a grass or anything but someone's been vote rigging...it appears our leaders authority was undermined last month and he ain;t even realised it...I'm not saying any more than that.

But don't worry their secret is safe with me...for now

 

You pulled the plug too early last nite. As some sort of token apology spill the beans.

 

Rejected as that's the justification for my nom silly bollocks!

 

**** all to do with me!

 

Normal service has been resumed. Cheating fecker(twice by the sound of it).

 

Massimo cellino for now not apparently sacking mr potato head

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25986093

 

spills the bean...terrible suggestion...and what undermine Steve's superior power...someone's secret is safe with me and i always thought she was so innocent and lovely...but i'm no grass