You expect us to believe dad gives you that much pocket money.WOULD YOU LIKE US TO SEND YOU A PHOTO OF CITY'S 5TH GOAL.
No probably about it. Now he is pretending he knows what £1000 looks like. No mackem has ever seen such a sum.
Are you taking the bet then? Come on, there must be at least one of you with some bollocks rather than just bullshit
If I thought you had a grand, I would, but your dole money won't stretch to that. plus you'd never turn up to give me my winnings would you, Walter Mitty
OK, this is easy. You nominate any bookie, of your choice, and we both place £1000. The bookie will take his cut but that still means it's easy money for you doesn't it? Now I've removed your objection you'll be happy to take the bet won't you?
You' were accusing me of lying but are now chickening out of backing that up ...... what a ****ing surprise What a bunch of lowlife backtracking ****ers you lot are. Isn't there one of you who won't squirm out of a friendly bet
You could both come to mine and we can all watch it on the tele. Essex can even serve drinks wearing a blue and white rara skirt.