Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Worse thing is, mackems should be tired.
I'm freezing my balls off up here and feel like i'm gonna pop

 

If we win I'll change mine to


Smugslovechild

 

Deal

 

I'm sure slaughtering us for 45 consecutive minutes will have tired them, like Hannibal's army slaughtering Romans... It's all part of the plan, keep the faith lads!

 

Highlight of my day was meeting Sombrero for a prematch pint.. A thoroughly top bloke.

 

Pleased that Sunderland are winning but I cannot understand where the hell the Newcastle team that I have watched all season are this is without doubt the worst they have played this season something is sadly lacking and it is more than Cabaye

 

We have 2 brothers from the same family on the pitch. Normally when you have 2 brothers that have the same job, one of them is far better than the other! However that statement did not take into account the Ameobi brothers, who are equally as ****e as each other. We have a world class centre forward sitting watching this ****e on the bench, thinking, **** me!! The boss has picked these two useless ****s above me?? WOW.... What the **** have entered here. World class stadium, World class fans, World class League, but a ****ing arsehole for a manager. Get me back to sitting on the bench for Borussia please!! When i am down the pecking order so these 2 ****ing siblings can get a game then I am ****ed.. When does the next plane to Germany or Holland leave?, cos I want to be on it!!! Mr Jokey told me that I would be an important player at this club.... I now think he is a twat that was talking out of his arse!!!!

 

:O No... I hope he didn't ask about who else you've met. And if he did, I hope you mentioned the word sexy enough times

Did he mention how the investigation into his stolen hat is progressing?

 

He knows all about your sweet sexy ass dude

 

De jong on

 

Was gonna rock up to Sombrero with a Sombrero on and tell him I found it!

 

Without or 3 best players who scored 90% of of goals naturally we struggle. Gouffran, Remy huge misses. Colo too... not really surprising but shameful we didnt defend better from the start. Just headless chicken **** all over.

 

WTF? Sammy was better than Shola!?!

 

Haidara should start ahead of Santon 100% of the time. At least he's left footed. Can't be worse than Santon who offers nothing front or back.

 

World class rant

Is it possible the two Ameobi's weren't the worst players on the pitch, though? first half ratings...

Krul - 1
Debuchy - 2
Saylor - 2
Willo - 1
Santon - 2
Anita - 1
Tiote - 1
Sissoko - 3
Ben Arfa - 2
Shola - 2
Sammy - 2

 

cheers mate

 

Come on lads

 

My link's in Spanish

At least I'm learning while we're getting trashed... So not a wasted effort watching this. Did you know black cat's is the same in Spanish and English? Did not know that...









I also didn't know we were f***ing awful

 

cheers mate

 

Luuk De Jong is too irritating to remember whilst suffering insomnia, can we all please refer to him as Peter Lovenkrands...



Takes me back to a happy place