Poles....dancing

Seems to be a lot of comment on here about Poles, so, I *ahem* stumbled across this (Watch the first one first!):

[video]http://vitaminl.tv/video/2452[/video]

Ukraines got Talent? I'd say so. If our BGT was like this, I'd watch it.

However, for balance....

[video=youtube;lZAWFajua7g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZAWFajua7g[/video]

America's got Talent? That which is seen cannot be unseen!

Skip to 6:10...

Now I'm about to jump in the car to head north and trying to erase that image from my brain...

 

Phwoooar.

Stop being a flange happy, you know you would.

 

Hubba Hubba

 

Blubba Blubba

 

Ticker, Ben. Don't watch.

My heart went racing in lust when I watched it, you need to be taking it easy.

 

All good Bob, just tilted the laptop backwards a little watching that. Don't want to push it though so I might wait 'til next week for the Ukrainian.

 

MrsFT is out shopping at the moment but for her return I've prepared 4 black bin liners, her sequinned slippers and applied crisp n dry to the clothes pole in the garden.

Now THAT.....will be a show!

 

The pole wins, what a performance, I thought it was going to go.....

 

Can we have the nuns next please?

 

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Feel sick!

 

Where's her belly button?

 

Yes. Yes it does.

 

Tucked under, offering a soft cushion for her minge for when she does the splits.

 

Oh my god, i've split my difference. Oh wait, no! That's just a crease.

 

Tbh I assume her beef curtains are like air bags, so has all the cushioning she needs when she hits the floor.

 

She does that on a tiled floor and itll be like a suction cup. She could pull up a 18x12 terracotta tile

 

Cheers for that HH&H I'll shut up about Nuns now... (Well unless Miff delivers of course!)

 

Forget the Poles. Check out the Russians.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...to-call-athletes-youve-never-seen-before.html

 

Pop over onto the general board and look at the winter olympic thread.

Warms the cockles.