Our poor northern mates will be gutted as Uncle Festa gets the 9, 10 Jack Lomas lined up you reckon ?? Think they've not quite got the hang of deadline day...
The best manager available this season has come to us..... So who's available? http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/leeds/next-permanent-manager Ooh look - another Festa.... Then there's our Denis...a real snip Agent Lomas at 40 .... I understand agent Grant is keen but not yet quoted! Time to turn the prop over.....
Gazza has just turned up at Elland Road with 4 cans of Stella and a fishing rod saying he knows Brian McDermott
TC you cruel ****er but see you watch that series as well as us! Laughed my bollocks off when she was cheering for Barnsley by mistake or maybe she knew something!
News from the North gets worse: http://bbc.in/1gxHs5p My Mum always told me never to trust strange men... And this one looks mighty strange ... like he'd lure small kiddies into cars... Which might explain why OLOF, LCW, GloryHunter have all disappeared.... Oh dear. Who would have guessed that a creepy Sardinian would done what good old fashioned Weedol failed to do? Well IF their bodies are ever found I think we should hold a wake... (although there's a strong tradition down there of pigs and dogs clearing up after the brutal act - they've really finessed it in Italy,Steve - Mrs Kim will explain) There again the new owner's been convicted twice for fraud...so you can see why the Leeds lads felt at home with him....
I'm here LCW - but I'm not sure it's really you behind the avatar. The more I read about your new owner the more I worry..... If it is you, I'm strangely pleased that you've not been driven off in the Car Ride of Death but if it isn't you.... It's already begun!
A win in 2014 Enjoy cheese, it's prob your only one and your new asset stripper must be chuffed too !
We had three managers at ER yesterday and all of them are better than the three you have had in the last year. Look at the table.
