Scotland's longest pins Wid Ye?

Monika Wiktorowicz

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Longest legs in Scotland

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she's got her own modelling page

http://www.modelmayhem.com/3074623

Ah wid but I'd be scared that she'd kill me like Onatop in Goldeneye

 

Shes a bit gaunt in the face is she no?

 

No the bonniest thing I've ever seen but aye.

 

You know that thing if you pump a tiny wee bird and the dong looks absolutely humungous when papped on her arse?

This would be the opposite.

Even a big mammoth dick in her mooth would look like the statue of liberty sooking a pepperami

 

Why the long face? etc.

I'm not a fan of tall, skinny birds, but she'd do in an emergency.

 

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Ah wid

 

It's a neigh from me.

 

At least you know going up the bum whilst you're at the swimming pool isn't out of the question.

 

After looking at her site, i'm upgrading my verdict to NO ****ING CHANCE.

She's all tall and bony with a rough face, not cool man.

 

Must admit she's not really my type, far to skinny and I like women with more muscular legs however a **** is a **** so ah still wid.

 

I don't think there's anything wrong with her face.

The legs scare me a bit but fortune favours the bold.

 

You could play her ribs like a Xylophone.

 

I just realised who she looks like, a skinny Miranda Hart.

 

She looks like she should be stripping for weirdos in a seedy bar somewhere in the Nevadan desert.

So aye.

 

Monika Wiktorowicz

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Monika Wiktorowicz?

Traditional Scottish name is it?

Ah wid... anyone who wouldn't is a poo-pipe plumber of the male variety.

 

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Unfunny Dog Rapist Alert.

 

God bless you

 

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