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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have some Irish blood. I keep it in a jar.
     
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    Dan is probably 'the holy grail', or Jesus' royal bloodline and is protected by a secret society.

    Must've been ****ing murder for the poor chap when the Da Vinci Code came out, hiding in the garden shed n stuff when ****s were trying to hunt down Danny Christ n that
     
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    I'm actually 1/4 Spanish so that is another reason why I am extremely interested.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What did the Spanish Fireman call his twin sons?


    Jose' and Hose B
     
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    Or Belgian <laugh>
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Phone yer mum you ungrateful bastard.
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Mick's mum is only 35 so he's got plenty of time with her about <ok>
     
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    I'm distantly related to Mr Bean & Hitler! Totally shocked and embarrassed! MR BEAN FFS!!!!
     
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  9. Nationalist Tiger AFC

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    I traced my fathers side back to 1646, all from North Yorkshire. After that it gets a bit sketchy. Possible connection to a land owner born in 1100. My family name is derived from that of one of the first Anglo-Saxon kings.

    You should give it a go.
     
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  10. Mick

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    900 years at 30 years per generation is 30 generations. 2 people fornicating to the power of 30 generations means you have connections to about 1,073,741,824 people. Given that many people weren't alive in 1100AD you are derived from incest.
     
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    Don't be silly.

    Incest FFS.
     
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  12. Mick

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    Think about it, you've two parents, four grandparents, eight great grandparents, sixteen great great grandparents - go back 30 generations and that's a billion people, which couldn't have happened since that many people were not on earth. So somewhere along the line your horney incestuous relatives shared the same parents, or grandparents, or great grand parents - it's inevitable.

    It didn't happen in my family though, we're Catholics, we don't get up to any of that sort of business <ok>
     
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    That's not incest then.
     
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    It's well known that incest was rife in the middle ages and before, that's why Devon was so well populated at the time.
     
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    There were probably a few goats and rodents involved too. ******ed ones of course.

    It does explain a lot about Tiger <ok>
     
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    I don't think you have to go back to the middle ages to find where the incest happened in his family. 30 years should suffice <ok>
     
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    In the case of some on here i should think 48 hours would suffice <ok>
     
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    Present moment <ok> (Not me....others <whistle> )
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Dan ... pure thinks he`s chocolate
     
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    I should cocoa
     
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