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Your Perfect Job?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jan 30, 2014.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Hearing tales of Gambol losing his job at Alcoholics Anonymous got me thinking. What would be your ideal job?

    I've always wanted to go study wildlife in the amazon, parrots in particular. One day Stuart, one day...
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jan 30, 2014
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ideally I'd like to be rich and idle.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Halfway there then...
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jan 30, 2014
  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I always wanted to be diesel fitter in a knicker factory and going around measuring up and saying diesel fitter,diesel fitter...
     
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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Me too but my application to join the house of lords was rejected.

    I'd like to be a **** inspector.
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Field upon field upon field of ganja.

    Would be more of a hobby than a job.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 30, 2014

  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Robocop but my first prime directive is rape.
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Hiring gambol to create your operating system then?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    No because then Prime Directives 2 & 3 would be "Drink Wine" & "****e on Sofa"
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Dead or alive, you're cumming with me!"
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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    VenomPD, Jan 30, 2014
  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>'
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Travel writer for the Daily Telegraph. You get to spemnd all your time on holiday writing rubbish and if anyone disagrees you just say it's a matter of taste. You can also blackmail hotels and restaurants into giving you absolutely anything you want under the threat of scathing write ups..
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'll be MD's Chief Strain Tester <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 30, 2014
  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'd be a project manager for large video game releases...

    + I'd chip in helping Bib with MD's strain testing for free <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jan 30, 2014
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    PR Advisor for DLT and Billy Roache.
     
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  19. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Things stop being fun as soon as someone pays you to do it - I've got home beeling and knackered after 8 hours of watching football before.

    Ideal job? maybe University Lecturer. Lots of holidays and lots of fanny about the place (I'm raging I never went to Uni and have some idealistic image of it being all fanny and parties, like it is on TV).
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Nah, no chance. You don't work much but the bits you have to do are ****, not worth it.

    Cleaner on campus would be more fun + you'd find loads of free **** left around by stupid students that can't handle their booze.
     
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