Seeing as not much is going on I thought that this might prove a diversion until the excitement of deadline day . "The manager will he hoping to see more of Fanni in the next 45 minutes after going missing during the first period."
"and there's Bobby Zamora, controlling the ball beautifully...ever present so far this season and hoping to add to his 20 goals in 22 games"
"And with that electric turn of pace, Richard Dunne glides past another 2 opposition players before turning on a sixpence and sending a slide rule accurate pass 60 yards to the winger" "As always in his press conferences, Harry was almost monosyllabic and declined to comment on anything except QPR, even the weather. He is so fiercely self-critical, one wonders if he is being too hard on himself" "Junior Hoilett, hamstrings of iron" " It's wonderful to see a player so completely at ease with the ball on either foot like Armand Traore" " There's Luke Young, putting yet another Herculean shift in for his team, his body on the line for the 108th consecutive game. They don't call him 'Bloody" for nothing" " **** me, its Samba Diakite"
Sean wright Philips has just run 10 yards and hasn't fallen over his own feet, remarkable play! Now Sean can you do it with the ball?
"Kranjcar busts a gut to reach that one...that sort of injury could see him sidelined for at least a month."
That loan spell at Milan certainly did Taarabt the world of good. He's setting the Premier League alight for QPR this season.
QPR have just opened their new stadium with Her Majesty the Queen donning her QPR football shirt for the game (with Austin) in gold on the back. The 40,000 crowd gave a rousing edition of God Save The Queen, while HM joined in with a chorus of "pigbag" as Austin hit his third goal against visiting Championship team Chelsea.
"And QPR captain Clint Hill emotionally holds up the Champions League trophy to complete a historic treble in only there 2nd year back in the prem!" If Carlsberg did football eh?
"Get your hand off my cock, Young Neville, I'm trying to commentate on the game..." "How Ashley Young managed to stay on his feet in their penalty area with all those tackles flying in beats me..."
"And with a front line of Messi and Ronaldo, you have to say that this QPR team are just going from strength to strength - yet another ten goals past the hapless Chelsea defence, that must surely signal the end of John Terry's career"