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  1. Mr Wonderful

    Mr Wonderful Active Member

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    I have not long come out the shower and put on my wonderful blue pyjamas and made my way down stairs to roll myself a wonderful cigarette but I can't roll the ****er up because my hands are too clean! not a wonderful day.
     
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  2. Aldridge_Prior

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    I roll better with clean hands!! Dunno why, if there's grease on me hands I can't manipulate the skins.

    You sir, break all the rules. You renegade!
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Why not roll a few up before jumping in the shower?

    Anyone else had the thing with anti-perspirant where it goes sort of white and sticky (that sounds wrong :undecided:)? So annoying when you've just had a shower. <grr>
     
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    You're using the wrong dispenser!
     
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  5. Mr Wonderful

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    dry your'e arms properly mate.
     
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  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    ****ing hate that, I also hate when certain aftershaves stay on your skin all day then if you touch your face then eat something with the same hand you can taste it! I find Hugo Boss Orange and Issey Miyake are the worst for this <grr>
     
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    A similar thing but worse is when you chop up chillis for tea, and then later that night when you're having a **** you realise you hadn't washed your hands properly. <cry>
     
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    You like to "manipulate the skin" with clean hands dontchya.. suppose its hygienic
     
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  9. Mr Wonderful

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    been 20 mins and 3 papers and I rolled my cigarette finally... I rubbed my hands all over my wonderful cat, thanks Patch.
     
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    dont smoke tobacco! but like a doubie at bed time, always make it before me bath at night cause this has happened before, might have just been zig zags tho i hate those skins!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Nah i don't smoke ;)
     
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    Stings like hell and stinks like hell.
     
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    So I've heard anyway.
     
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    My saliva stops the gum from working when Im drinking so when Im out on the sauce the bastard keeps unravelling on me.
     
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  15. Mr Wonderful

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    drink? jagerboost
     
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    whats a jagerboost? same as a Jagerbomb? Jaegermeister + Red Bull?
     
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    been on the doubies solidly for about 2 weeks now, from about 2 in the afternoon till we go to bed.
    this is what happens when im not at uni...

    housemates do the rollin though, so no bother.
     
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    Even funnier when you feed the pony and your lass takes a while to squirm...
     
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    So much hate for Jagerbombs :(
     
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    buy tabs smoking baky gives you yellow fingers
     
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