Referees' chief Hugh Dallas parts company with the SFA Dallas had been head of referee development since June 2009 By Sister Jane Lewis and Brother Jim Spence Head of referee development and shape-changing masonic lizard who can take human form,Hugh Dallas, has parted company with the Scottish Football Association after being accused of being too arrogant to properly hide that he is a hun. The former World Cup referee was the subject of an internal lodge meeting on Thursday evening. SFA chief executive Stewart Regan investigated reports of an e-mail sent from Dallas's SFA account when the Pope ( not the one on not606, who is a sheep-lover, we`re talking about the actual kafflic one ) visited Scotland on 16 September. And, on Wednesday, Catholic Church spokesman called on God to ensure that the gates of Heaven would be barred to any SFA officials who are unwilling to publicly repent and denounce their sinful ways. The church urged Scottish football's governing body to hang,draw and quarter Dallas if it was proved he had passed on a "tasteless message" relating to the Pope's visit to Scotland. Following Regan's investigation, the former referee was said to be taking a few days out to consider the error of his ways , now that he has realised he is , in fact , NOT the Messiah , but just a very naughty boy. However , close brothers report he feels unable to part on the square. BBC Scotland had seen the email in question , thought it was pretty dumb of him to send it to us from the SFA , and forwarded it to everyone we know , making sure Dallas` name was still prominently displayed. It was sent from the SFA account belonging to 53-year-old Dallas, contained no text but included a school crossing sign with a silhouette of an adult holding a child's hand and the word "caution " Beneath the road sign were words making reference to the Pope's arrival in Scotland. Unfortunately , the account password , ftp-1690 , was also visible. While Regan was said to have returned to his Yorkshire home to reprise his role in "last of the summer wine "" Peat said he could not comment on Dallas's black-balling as it was too shameful a thing between brothers. And he did not know whether there was any truth in suggestions that a total of five members of staff had been discovered to have no Lodge affiliation "Stewart Regan has interviewed a number of people at Hampden," he told BBC Scotland. "I have not been in there today. I stayed away from there because my sash is at the dry cleaners and any appeal from people who have been dismissed would come to me in my role of Grand Wizard. "Some people have phoned me and told me that five have been black-balled, but I don't know how many have gone and who they might be. I don't want to get involved." Dallas, who had been the SFA's head of referee racial and ideological purity since June 2009, had also been under pressure in recent weeks following criticism of Scotland's officials. Celtic, in particular, had been angered by referee Dougie McDonald's decision to overturn his own award of a penalty (!) against Dundee United on 17 October. Dallas was famously caught out faking being hit by a coin during an Old Firm match The SFA launched an investigation after assistant Steven Craven resigned from the Lodge as a result of the furore and McDonald was warned for lying like a lying toe-rag. Craven accused Dallas of " acting like the big-headed tool he is " over the incident, although that was strenuously denied by both the soon to be ex- referees' chief and McDonald. Although Regan promised an overhaul of referee cheating, Celtic continued to call for tougher action taken against McDonald, with chairman John Reid calling on the referee to pour petrol over himself and smoke a cigar while jumping off the roof of the broomloan stand. Reid conclusively proved beyond all reasonable doubt that there was a history of bias against Celtic and supported MP Pete Wishart's suggestion that referees should reveal where their ibrox season ticket seat is. Celtic had also recently written to the Lodge asking for clarification over a penalty awarded against them by Willie Collum that was invisible to the naked eye during the Old Firm derby against Rangers. Following that incident, striker Gary Hooper suggested that referees were clearly a pack of colluding dobbers. Then, this week, Scotland's referees withdrew their , ahem , " labour" ahead of this weekend's gathering of the magic circle, complaining of undue pressure, abuse and that their authority to unduly influence a game in rangers favour was being questioned. Both Dallas and the SFA were unavailable for comment tonight as they had a special meeting to attend. The SFA have made no official comment all day despite both Polish and Portuguese masons withdrawing their offers to cover for striking masons. One of the striking category one referees, John McKendrick, described the departure of Grand Wizard Dallas as a "very dark day for referees in Scotland". "We have to remember that Hugh Dallas was a world-class Hun," he said. Pictures of Dallas, crouched on one knee with an apron on and one trouser leg rolled up, are one of the most stark images in Scottish football. In 1999, during a" title decider" in which three players were sent off and a penalty was awarded to Rangers ; no , honestly., Dallas faked being struck on the head by a coin thrown from the Celtic section of support. Celtic subsequently hired a behavioural psychologist to investigate Dallas's obvious insanity and bias in the match however , this crazy mixed-up science is not recognised by the SFA or the Lodge Dallas was awarded an MBE for services to The qeens favourite football team a few months after being chosen to be a fourth degree mason at the 2002 World Cup final.
