Red card for Remy

I'd settle for a sense of humour.

Sadly there's more chance of finding Shergar

 

Well it's kinda difficult locating it, given it being so far down your wife

 

Sunderland @ 7/2 is printing money, Pardew can't beat Poyet.

I've just had £20 on Sunderland to win that, I can't see any way that Pardew could win this game given the fans will be in uproar that Cabaye has gone and nobody in to replace him. There's gonna be that many bedsheets at St James' Park on Saturday it will look like a New Orleans disaster shelter.

Obviously because I've bet on Sunderland and there's no way Pardew will beat Poyet, this match is gonna be a draw now!

 

You will have trouble there you sick twat seeing as how she's six foot under the soil in West Road cemetery.
Up yours knob jockey.

 

I was right first time. You are a dickhead. Get back to your mindless copy and past yo mama crew. What a ****ing saddo you are.

 

He's a ****ing tit Bri & if I ever meet the cnut.............

 

I thought he was alright but some of his recent posts on here and seeing him with his mindless Neanderthals in their own derby match thread copying and pasting pages and pages of Yo Mama Jokes has just shown himself up as the imature, pathetic little **** he actually is.


There's nothing more pathetic then seeing intelligent people dumb themselves down to be part of the crew. Albert is the same.

 

Hahahaha and that's why you chaps could never and should never have the capacity for cross board threads... You give it and start crying like virgins when you get stuff back

 

You really are stupid aren't you? You're the one crying that we can't handle it

I've just abused you, where's you retort? You reply is virtually exactly as I expected it to be

 

How have you abused me? Calling me immature is a compliment... I'd rather be immature than a boring bastard who pretends to have craic and then starts wailing about what I post on other boards

 

Gotta say, after what transpired yesterday...Mackems should be favourite for this.

Remy out, Cabs gone, Ben Arfa injured? Talk about nightmare scenario for us. Before I was confident we'd win 2 nil. But now? I'd take 0-0 or 1-1. Can the real Shola please step up?

If Tiote keeps his head I still think we can get a result but if not, ... I fear we might lose again.

Then again, you mackems have to play stoke tonight, who knows what injuries or suspension are to befall your team tonight.



All in all a bit of a shame really, I was looking forward to a derby where both teams are in form. Half of our team is out now so probably going to be a rotten old game.

 

I called you a dickhead

 

Now you are really taking the piss you necrophiliac ****.
Your mods run your board like North Korea man, not one jot of freedom of speech over there so don't go getting all high & mighty you bell end.
You think you are a comedian when in fact all you are is a ****er. .

 

And by the way Barry Chuckle, weren't you the one who falsely claimed your mam to be dead?

 

I wouldn't mind these two if they were funny or posted owt original.

Sadly it's the same endless drivel over and over.

 

Where's he gone Smug? He claimed his mam had died when in fact, she hadn't.
Bit of a ****s trick that like & he has the nerve to take the piss out of my dead lass.
Tells you all you need to know about him.

 

Haway then hot pockets, hows you're mammy getting on?
Give the slag my best. She must be proud of you, having such a liar for a son.

 

Luuk De Jong declared himself fit for Sunderland and also eligible.

 

And?

 

And, it means it won't be quite a thread bare attack on Saturday.