****cloth Wid Yie x3

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...choose-wipe-reusable-piece-cloth-instead.html

 

Touching cloth as we speak too much beef.

 

Is that how all northerners live?

 

For what it's worth, I've been told via PM that both Toby and ST use a reusable jobby cloth.

 

???

 

Yes & the Celts

 

http://video.adultswim.com/the-venture-bros/bring-the-hell.html

**** Cotton

 

[video=youtube;Geiq0FP13uQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geiq0FP13uQ[/video]

 

If I was to ever run out of bog roll (never happened) I would simply go continental, which is jumping in the shower and scrubbing my ring sparkly clean.

 

They don`t have a shower or toilet paper just a rag on a stick.

 

I actually use forceps to collect the **** 'at source' before it reaches the anal canal, hence, no need for cloths or paper.

 

Until your drain is clogged with dried **** and one day when you're taking an ordinary shower it all starts seeping up through the drain like brown, ****-smelling jelly.

 

I live in East Kilbride.....that's a regular occurence

 

I'd use one of those foot baths that some posh houses have!

 

Everything comes back to East Kilbride in a roundabout way.

 

Going in circles with these jokes about EK

 

Turns out East Kilbride isn't as bad as ****s thought

http://www.urbanrealm.com/blogs/index.php/2010/07/09/polo-mint-city?blog=16

The town centre is a monstrosity though, surprised nothing is said about it

 

Ah wid

 

Gas, the man who'd shag the hole in a polo mint.