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Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 5, 2014.

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  1. Sunderpitt

    Sunderpitt Well-Known Member

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    God came on here for abit of football banter..but it is on the level of 'your mum is so fat....
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    She's not you cheeky bastard. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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    It's derby day soon fella... time to rip the piss out of each other.
    How do you see the match playing out (assuming no Cabaye replacement)?
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't be hating on "your momma is so fat" jokes.

    Your momma is so fat, she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 28, 2014
  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Your mum is so fat that everytime she irons her knickers she goes on a sponsored walk and when she passes her handbag from one hand to the other she has to throw it.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 28, 2014
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I love this one.

    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for carrying ten pounds of crack in her knickers.

    And these:
    Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.
    Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
    Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
    Yo momma so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
    Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe
    Yo momma so fat she's got her own postcode!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 28, 2014

  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Mackems are so fat that Geography teachers use Mackem porn to explain tectonic plates <ok>


    p.s

    I bet the Mackems are ****ting themselves now they're going to face two Ameobi's <laugh>
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    If I were mike! I'd sign Tomi Ameobi as an emergency loan and play three of the ****ers. Lol.
     
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  12. Gordonthetoony

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    Do you think Remy got himself sent off to escape the blood and thunder of the derby match in case he got injured and jeopodised any future transfer. It was a stupid sending off when we were so on top.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Could we not change all of the players surnames via deed poll to Ameobi just to **** up the commentators... As well as the Mackems?
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Possible.
     
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  15. fredor

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    I think you spelt their names wrong it should be AMOEBA

    PS. As an outsider what do you think of the human race
     
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    I think a human will win it.
     
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    I think I'm not the first life-form to probe your sister, but I'm defo the first intelligent one <ok>
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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