Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Pint please. It's been a while.

 

Sorry, your membership card has run out

 

Nasty twat. And to think I thought about you everyday whilst offshore.

 

Offshore my ass


Hows your girlfriend?


Good on you mate, Ive missed you, come here

 

She stopped replying to me after I came back, probably because I didn't keep in touch. #bothered

 

Not worked out? Oh well, whole experience good for the old confidence

Get onto the next one mate, some interesting no strings websites you maybe able to join being single

 

I have actually joined Tinder. But not sure if it's a dating/meet up thing or just piss flapping about. One girl wants me 'in her face'. I asked what part. She's gone quiet.

 

Have a look at fetlife, dirty tarts on there

 

I can't believe I have now got this on my internet history. Now I know what it feels like to be RHC.

 

Get stuck in mate, will be fun


And they wont be shy about in their face!

 

I'm sticking to Tinder. I messaged one girl back, her grammar and spelling was awful. So I corrected her, thought she would appreciate my help but she never replied back the ungrateful bitch.

 

Best not to use the RHC chat up technique!

Afterall, you're not looking for a lifetime partner by the sounds of it, just some fun and see what happens

Enjoy pal, exciting tmes

 

Good morning all.

 

Proper nasty twat.

#nastytwatno1

****e result last night. Should have been 7 - 0

 

Her, Gerrez and DR would make a top threes-up

 

Thats where you're going wrong mate, during sex you probably shouldn't be saying how to spell things


You're welcome

 

Yevhen Konoplyanka


So we can sign big names!

 

I don't. I know how to spell and punctuate correctly

 

Nothing wrong with my grammar you bellend, it's my spelling that's a problem

 

Aka: The Plank