What's for tea tonight then?

No, I don't require dentures.

 

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Three days to pay day. Can't afford food.

 

I'm slow cooking steak tonight with a nice beef stock and root vegetables.

 

I had soup and a bowl of Alpen last night (my new favourite thing ever)

 

I had a gammon steak, baby potatoes and sugarsnap peas last night. Was it a bowl of alpen with soup in it?

 

No, the soup never filled me up so I made some alpen with banana in it

 

Hmm, might make lentil soup tonight and maybe some bread with sunflower seeds and thyme. Aye, that'll do.

 

Thai red curry

 

Funny name for a woman.

 

Minge again for me tonight, with the added bonus that she is on her period, should be tasty, my favourite time of the month to be honest.

 

What a waste of a steak ...

 

For me, it's my homemade spicy vegetable soup followed by homemade fishcakes...

 

And how do you come to that conclusion?

I have medallion steaks for another night, which will be lucky to get 1 minute each side before they are devoured.

 

Did you plant the vegetables yourself? Did you catch the fish and gut them yourself? If not, it's not homemade.

I could ask if you are the maker of the fish, but you can't breed a cod with a whale.

 

It's Tuesday, so am havin fish.

 

munchy box for me

 

Champagne and fisting

 

Champagne fisting can be fun. Gies her a frothy fanny.

 

Were you playing 5's at Kirky on Sunday?

 

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