New Song

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itchensaint

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Just posting out of boredom and the fact it's been in my head for a while... We need some new chants anyway ours are boring as hell. Feel free to shoot me down.

To the tune of 'Livin' on a Prayer' by Bon Jovi

Ooooh, he's not in attack,
De-jan Lovren's at the back!

Ooooh, he's not in offence,
Jo-se Fonte's in defence!

As far as I'm aware no-one else has used Livin on a Prayer to make a chant, not even City or United believe it or not! May interest those clamouring for some originality
 
I could possibly see the tune working, but not the lyrics.

Much easier to just put a five-syllable name (Vic-tor Wan-ya-ma) after the "oooooh" bit. Boring yes, but feasible for the Northam.
 
Think I heard someone trying this at a game (to the tune of brimful of asher by cornershop)

Everyone needs a lovren in the middle
everyone needs a lovren

Repeat until bored
 
Then I saw her face!!!
Now I'm a beliebherr!
Not a trace! Of doubt in my mind!
I'm in love ooooooooo,
I'm a beliebherr I couldn't leave her if I tried!!!
 
Then I saw her face!!!
Now I'm a beliebherr!
Not a trace! Of doubt in my mind!
I'm in love ooooooooo,
I'm a beliebherr I couldn't leave her if I tried!!!

Not sure singing about being a bunch of Beliebers is going to get a friendly reaction from away fans.
 
Still trying to get mine going. Will post this whenever I get the chance. Very simple.

The Saints are coming
The Saints are coming
It seems no matter what you do
The Saints are coming after you

Repeat ad nauseam
 
Steven Davis needs a song, he has been one of our most consistant performers this season.
It is very rare that a new song catches on, the ones that do, tend to be adapted from other songs and it got me thinking what would fit?
I went to the 2006 world cup in Germany and the Owen Hargreaves chant (to the tune of "Can't take my eyes off of you") could work:
Oh, Steven Davis!
You're the love of my life
Oh, Steven Davis
I'd let you shag my wife
Oh, Steven Davis
I want Ginger hair too!
 
Think I heard someone trying this at a game (to the tune of brimful of asher by cornershop)

Everyone needs a lovren in the middle
everyone needs a lovren

Repeat until bored

Best chant ever!

Then I saw her face!!!
Now I'm a beliebherr!
Not a trace! Of doubt in my mind!
I'm in love ooooooooo,
I'm a beliebherr I couldn't leave her if I tried!!!

Sounds a bit too much like Belieber! 30,000 people chanting that they're Beliebers, that would be horrifying
 
I hope I never hear any of the songs suggested, and probably won't as songs don't seem to travel around the ground very well due to the accoustics - CBK got in ahead of me with the ultimate facepalm already so I don't need to add to that.
 
Yeah I must say I realise that after I posted it! What about
Justin bieber what a w***er, what a w***er, what a w***er!
 
I hope I never hear any of the songs suggested, and probably won't as songs don't seem to travel around the ground very well due to the accoustics - CBK got in ahead of me with the ultimate facepalm already so I don't need to add to that.

I'm gutted you don't like my song:emoticon-0102-bigsm as I am like the Paul McCartney of the football song world having been responsible for one half of the "Give it to Ron song". Ok so you'll have to be 50+ to remember that one.
 
I'm gutted you don't like my song:emoticon-0102-bigsm as I am like the Paul McCartney of the football song world having been responsible for one half of the "Give it to Ron song". Ok so you'll have to be 50+ to remember that one.

'your' song is the best of a bad lot, but fails for me because The Saints have already arrived! We've been coming for ages, now we're here. Plus The Skids want to know who said you could abuse their lyrics
 
'your' song is the best of a bad lot, but fails for me because The Saints have already arrived! We've been coming for ages, now we're here. Plus The Skids want to know who said you could abuse their lyrics

The lads are happy about it. They reckon my version is better than Bono's.