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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Jan 27, 2014.

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Is RHC a massive ****ing drama queen?

Poll closed Feb 28, 2014.
  1. Definitely

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  2. Yes

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  1. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Either someone to donate him a new hip or to find him a new local <ok>
     
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  3. saintanton

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    I deffo thought we were heading for a "backdoor" joke there.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The girls got me a couple of quality books for Christmas. Neutrino and Anti-Matter, both by Frank Close <ok>
     
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  5. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Not read any Frank Close (OBE?MBE?) yet. Might have to peruse the local Waterstones. <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Well worth a read. The Infinity Puzzle is superb. All about the Higgs Boson <ok>

    #derailingownthread
     
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  7. I wouldn't be able to go in a place like that as I can't stand gossip BS. Its like your living in Jeremy Kyle's house!!!

    It's the one thing that I didn't like about the village I grew up in, everyone knew what everyone else was up to. Gets on your moobs <laugh>
     
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  8. saintanton

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    What happens if you put an anti-matter book on the shelf next to an ordinary one?
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    she deserved her head in the bin and the lid slammed on her a few times too...
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's just ****ing silly saint. Both books are made of matter, so no annihilation is feasible, as you very well know <laugh>
     
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  11. Garlic Klopp

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    I'm anti Mata now he has signed for Utd, I might have got the wrong end of the stick there.
     
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  12. saintanton

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    Well if the anti-matter book is made of matter it's not an anti-matter book at all it's merely a book about anti-matter.
    How disappointing is that? I thought we were getting some cutting edge science here.
     
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  13. saintanton

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    <laugh>
    Much better than those other crappy Mata jokes we've had.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Officially derailed.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    nb. Insider information tells me that there is some form of backlash building following this incident. A growing number of people (including some unexpected ones) are increasingly disgruntled over what's happened. The whole pub is talking about it.

    #sadtwats
     
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  16. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Bet your ears have been burning eh mate <laugh>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not half Bill. It's as funny as **** <laugh> Vicky met me after work in the Royal Oak Branch. We were then joined by Jimmy and Mandy (the ones arguing on the night in question). We had a few with them and then went home. Mandy went to the Cheese. Vicky then received a running commentary from Mandy as to what people were saying in there. I ****ing ask you <laugh>
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    stirrer.

    did you

    a) bum her

    or

    b) hear if you landlady did with a strap on

    or

    c) landladys run off with rodger
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Liverpool are looking to the future with Andre Gomes a potential target, so talkSPORT's Transfer Spotlight presents all you need to know about the talented midfielder.

    Name: Andre Gomes
    Date of birth: 30/07/93
    Born: Portugal
    Club: Benfica
    Position: Midfielder
    International: Four Portugal U21 caps, one goal

    What's the latest?
    Liverpool are rumoured to be lining up a transfer for Benfica's promising midfielder Andre Gomes, perhaps with an eye on the future with Steven Gerrard in his 30s and Lucas' history of injury. The 20-year-old's chances have been limited in the first team with Nemanja Matic blocking his path before joining Chelsea, while the fee of £12.4m being discussed seems a lot for a player who has yet to play regularly. It has been reported that agent Jorge Mendes bought the youngster's economic rights for &#8364;15m, so any future transfer fee will be negotiated through him. As a result, Gomes could eventually go for even more than the £12m banded about in various publications if Mendes has profits on his mind. There are stories circulating that he could try and sell Gomes to Man City for a tidy sum.

    Did you know?
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    2) Last summer talkSPORT reported Chelsea's interest in Benfica's bright young thing. He had just begun showing signs of his class in the first team, but manager Jose Mourinho later opted for his more senior team-mate, Nemanja Matic.

    3) Physically Gomes is very strong and has the attributes to become the complete midfielder he is expected to be. His dynamic play between defence and attack are assisted by his passing. This season in two Champions League games, he has made an average of 14.5 passes with a 96 per cent pass rate. He won praise for his display against Barcelona in last season's Champions League as Benfica held the Spanish champions to a 0-0 draw at the Camp Nou.

    4) Gomes is still waiting for his senior international debut, but has represented his country from U17 level through to the the U21. There he has scored once in four appearances, with the solitary goal coming in a 6-1 thumping of Poland. At the U20 World Cup in 2013, the midfielder played three times before his nation were knocked out by Ghana in the last 16.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Spoke to Cockney Roger at luncheon. It's all very sad. they are still living in the same house, but keeping completely separate from each other. He's going in to see Denice at tea time to get the contact details of her brother, who, by the way, is now married. Denice will have been working since 4.00 pm and will probably already be pissed. This has all the makings of getting very, very messy <yikes>
     
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