Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

Just a "small scuffle" according to the post

I'd be very surprised if the family club got in any trouble..

 

Please say he was joking because that is the most cringe worthy/embarrasing thing ive read. ****ing tin pot or what

 

He isn't the only Newport fan saying it

 

I'm still trying to work out why a Newport fan would say the word cringeworthy, have you seen Newport? And they like it there!!

The worse thing is I was born there

 

there's a good chance we'll be playing teams like Newport and rovers next year

How depressing

 

Don't think we will go down, wasn't expecting anything today. Walking into the ground chatting to a Wolves fan he was asking how far it was to Bristol I said don't worry I've driven a lot further than this to see us lose. We will beet ****ty Shrewsbury Crewe, Stevenage and Notts county who I think will go down.

 

A blind man walks past a fish store

"Hello ladies"

 

Hooray a joke that made me chuckle

 

U feeling alright rod

 

Then you're mentally ******ed.... which we already knew

 

What do you get when you have Niall Quinn and Clarke Carlisle in the same pub together talking football??

Attempted suicide

 

What do you do when you read one of lans jokes....

 

Ask rod, I heard he's still laughing at my earlier joke

 

Thats cus ees simpull

 

well durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

Whos jokes are better, Massive or lan ?

 

Mine, obviously. It's like comparing city with rovers

 

I've just seen the new Batman shampoo in Tesco. I believe they are missing a key market by not producing a conditioner Gordon.

 

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face

 

The sperm are all racing towards their goal of being the first when the leader shouts,

"Something wrong here lads, is the egg suppose to be brown and stink of ****?"