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Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 5, 2014.

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  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    You talk football with your guests? Just a thought. But you've got to get personal don't you?
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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  3. Agent Bruce

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    That should chase The Funkadelic Phallus.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The problem with Shola, is that he will now know he won't get a new contract in the summer and he will just stroll along until the summer and be his crap old self.
    Even with his sexy white boots on if he came off the bench in the derby I'd honestly sigh.
    He just ain't got it anymore.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    You mean he did have it?
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Or he could know this will be his last ever derby and his last chance to set records.....
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Personal? Nah you are just a boring twat, just call it as I see it.

    We talk plenty of football with genuine visitors. We've also shot **** with the likes of RAW and Comm for years. WUMs are even entertained (everyone loves DMW or Fredor in small doses). Boring moany twats have always got short shrift though <ok>
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    A 5 goal farewell?
     
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  9. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    More chance of that useless **** Altidore scoring than Shola mate.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    We can dream <laugh>
     
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  11. Brian Storm

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    The tag thing still kills you doesn't it? You shouldn't hold grudges fella. It takes years off your life.<ok>
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> Yeah it was me who was bothered by the tags, I confess.

    Its your inability to be remotely amusing or intelligent that is the main problem. Now run along or I'll bully you posting some tags <laugh>
     
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  13. Brian Storm

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    It doesn't matter if he's never been a prolific striker. His Derby consistency is exceptional and he'll always be thought of as a legend by you lot and quite right too. You've been lucky to have him. I think most teams across the country would love a player so deadly for so long in derby matches.
     
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  14. Brian Storm

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    I'll come and go as I please fella. It's just something you're going to have live with. :D
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't think I've said otherwise fella. I'll just continue to rip into your sorry little life whenever you appear with your boring craic <ok>
     
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  16. Brian Storm

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    You just told me to leave and threatened me if I didn't <doh>


    Are you really this thick? <laugh>
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Threatened you <laugh> Here we go again. "I feel bullied :emoticon-0106-cryin"

    Someone phone the :police:
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    They're on the way.
     
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  19. Brian Storm

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    I don't feel bullied at all. But you still threatened me and denied it. The point being you're too stupid to remember your own comments on a previous post on the same thread <laugh>
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    For goodness sake guys, must I always be the moral arbiter of this board?! The only gentlemanly solution to this is for Hacky and Funky Cock to have a duel. I will be Hacky's third.
























    Hacky's second **** will of course be Funky's wife, after he's ****ed his bleeding corpse. #crackshot #thankgodI'mheretobringtheclassinessbacktothethread #amIusinghashtagsright #mackemsmoanaboutgashtags<laugh>
     
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