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The Scheme

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 15, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It was on English BBC for the first time last night (I think) but I believe you Scots have had it a while. It was pretty funny, the wife loved it especially.

    But how the **** did Marvin get that bird? She was a waster but not bad-looking really.
    And that young lad was never 20 years old. Can't remember his name, at one point he climbed out of the window because he thought the "polis" were after him. He looked about 12!

    Is Kilmarnock supposed to be a particularly rough place? It looked ****in awful, as bad as anywhere in Greater Manchester.
     
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  2. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Stop swearing please
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    kilmarnock is a ****hole. It's not rough though. Kirkintilloch, now thats rough

    wait to you see the episode with the junky injecting on camera. what a legend!!! He should get a spin off series
     
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    its edge ,trev and girvan

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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Stop breathing please.

    By rough do you mean dangerous? I suppose Old Trafford's (where I work) a bit like that, deprived and scruffy but you wouldn't mind walking the streets at night. A mile or so down the road in Ordsall though, and you're taking your life in your hands.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

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    99% of Kilmarnock is a dump. Dean Park's nice though.

    ps She's a munter. If you think she's a looker **** knows what the burd's roond your way are like.
     
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  8. EDGE

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    She's decent, but she'll be a fat cow by now.
     
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  9. Lightfoot

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    Normally I'm agin eugenics and compulsory sterilisation, but after having seen The Scheme........ :(
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    She's not that bad ST FFS. Even the wife said he was punching above his weight. An don't give me the "roond your way" bollocks. I was in Edinburgh in March and the birds there are nowt to shout about. Most of the decent ones were English students!
     
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    The last episode was only filmed this year and she wasn't fat. Had a boy haircut but not fat.

    Not yet
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    He might have been but he's a ****ing zoomer. She's a munter. The female English students in Edinburgh are most welcome. And what the **** were you doing in Edinburgh?
     
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  13. Lightfoot

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    True, sadly :(
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    She will though. Like most working class Scottish woman. By the time she's 40 she'll be round, wearing an XXXL Rangers top and coughing like a yak choking on hot sand.

    There's nothing worse than those middle-aged schemie women with their 40 a day habit and that ****ing wheezing laugh/cough.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    EDGE met marv & dayna and put it on facebook eh barrie? <laugh>

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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    I grew up near Queen Margaret college when it was mostly student nurses and secretarial courses.

    Those were the days :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    you silly voyeur
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    We'll have to agree to disagree on the bird. I thought she was alright for a smackhead. As for what was I doing in Edinburgh, who the **** are you, Sheriff or something? It was my 30th birthday as it happens, and I was on a weekend away with the wife. Ended up chatting to some United-friendly Hibs fans in the Shakespeare and had a nice meal at La Piazza on Shandwick Place. It's a nice place, if you can put up with you miserable Scottish ****s <ok>
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

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    No, the Lord Provost <ok>
     
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    Their security men are there to protect the 'necklace' and not the provost himself/herself. But you'll already know that.

    Chunky.
     
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