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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. RSS

    RSS Well-Known Member

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    It's difficult to know whether there was more swearing, more drugs or more naked women.
     
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    That's the three big boxes ticked for me, I'm gonna have to go watch it (while snorting blow from a hooker's arse)
     
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    Which is pretty much the first thing to happen in the film. Wait a minute. Are you Leonardo DiCaprio?
     
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    Got as many Oscars as him.

    *zing*
     
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    Dated as many models?
     
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    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    Please help me guys!!!! If I were a 20-something year old girl, what would I want for my birthday?
     
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    PompeyLapras, Jan 25, 2014
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    .....**** off Beefy :(

    Cocaine?
     
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    A sex change?
     
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    Can't go wrong with perfume...though there is a lot of choice.
     
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    Expensive perfume is always a good option
     
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    How about, Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alco-haaaaal?

    I dunno, you seem to see more men becoming women than vice versa so I doubt she wants one of them.
     
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    PompeyLapras, Jan 25, 2014
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    Not sure if they are still available post-Xmas, but Boots had perfume selection boxes...I always like them.
     
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    Depends who the girl is to him. If just a mate I wouldn't buy perfume.
     
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    I though I better add expensive because cheap stuff might have the opposite effect :)
     
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    It's PL, of course it's just a mate
     
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    Lol why is he on here in a panic if it's just for a mate ;)
     
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    Saintalona, Jan 25, 2014
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    Yes, no point in going for a downgrade :)
     
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    It's Lapras he always panics.
     
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    Haha, good point!

    Perfume could work, although I can't really afford anything too expensive. Any particular brands you recommend?
     
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