Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Just the mrs being over sensitive as per...

 

I bet mata can score a penalty though

 

Thats fair enough, Im glad its the woman that has to do it all so I'll never criticize unless they're unbearable pregnant like the character off the Office show

Glad we aren't seahorses

 

So they should get two out of five then

 

He wouldnt be Juan to miss

 

I tell my mrs to shut up whinging all the time, usually followed with "can tell you've never been kicked in the nuts". OF course, I'm always at a safe distance too

 

For the best to be at a distance!!!!!

 

I've called her "Chubbs" during all three pregnancies too, only time I can get away with it

Also, when she's unwell and hoovering (for example, could be other things) I often say "don't do that, leave it alone. You can do it when you're feeling better"

PS...I'm not really a ****, honest

 

That just reminds me of friends

I bet it went over Gerrez' head though

 

Gerrez thinks you're an idiot

 

That's true, but did you get it?

 

Wasn't exactly hard to get was it. not like it was some cryptic message

 

Now now, we'll have no falling out in the pub

Ive only seen about an hours worth of Friends in my life Enricky so dont know the scene/episode (TV programme Friends before any smart arse comments from anyone!)

 

Seen them all at least 10 times over

 

Same

 

Sad batards.

Never seen Friends. Is it a soap about cuddly seahorses?

 

And I thought you were both blokes

 

Well it's not as if we're watching Corrie like gonzo!

 

I only watch it when Mrs has it on

 

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I rest my case your honor...