get yer sen down to sugar on 7th feb we will be hosting LIVE auditions for big brother within the club all night, so dress to impress and you might be selected to become one of the biggest stars of reality TV!
Neither have I and I'm really posh. I've got three toilets. Slow broadband but who cares when you can have so much fun choosing which Khazi to dump in. I once had a thud in an empty paint pot in my garage once but that's for another time.
GTF. Two showers as well. Proper showers, not those ones for poor people where you have to stand in the bath. I might be adding another one to the East Wing as well. Pays to marry into money old boy.
No Carmine, it's for now. Tell the story! And don't leave details out. What did you do with the paint tin after? What did you wipe your arse with? What type of poo was it (ie sloppy, stinker, knobbly etc.)?
You just got me thinking CG, I wonder if this new KC will have the sorta standards we hoped for with our one? You know, you can't buy a ticket unless you're in full time employment, pay for Sky TV with your own wages etc, to keep out the riff raff.
Solid, sealed the tin and stuck it my next door neighbours wheelie bin. I wasn't locked out of the house, I was just unable to access/ use the khazi, this was in the days of having one toilet. Due to that I was able to take proper arse wipe in the garage with me. In a nutshell my loft hatch was in my bathroom and a couple of hairy arsed lads from York were up in my loft fitting loft insulation when I got caught short. I didn't fancy the idea of them coming down the loft ladders to find me straining a **** out. They might have thought I was a pervert so took to the garage. Easy decision and one I'd make again if I had to, not that I would have to as I moved to a house with 3 toilets. It was one of the main reasons I bought the house.
You had two blokes fitting loft insulation!!! FFS Carmine. Were you pretending to be a pensioner to gerrit free?? Wear gloves, goggles if your a bit wimpy, cut plastic wrapping with a Stanley or a Skutch if its to hand- then roll and repeat.
Actually reading that story of mine back is a bit embarrassing, a grown man admitting to that? I should have fitted the loft insulation myself.
I'm still in shock two days after your original mention of the paint tin incident. I was a bit worried about you being our neighbour at the time but, seeing as we all have multiple bogs, I was able to rule that out.
