Well that'sgratotude for you.....

Tell me about it

 

I was nearly in tears of joy when I came back from 3 weeks in Gabon and it was raining in Aberdeen.

Felt like Tim Robbins at the end of Shawshank minus the auld wise black friend.

 

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I ****ing love the heat

 

I love the heat anaw. Especially when sitting in the shade, drinking a beer, and ogling all the almost nekkid wimmin.

Bliss.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Nae a real Scotsman

 

I also take a crackin tan. All the males in my family do, whereas the females go like lobsters.

 

I love the sun, takes away all the pain.

 

Buy them some sun cream then ya tight ****. ^^^^^^ Take my previous comment back, is a real Scotsman.

 

Why buy then sun cream? I don't go on holiday with any of the females in my family. That wid be weird.

 

It does nae mean you have to have sex with them jus cos your on holiday

Whit ah mean is....ah **** it dunny worry

 

Guaranteed shag though

 

You're doing it wrong. Report to Glasgow Coocaddens underpass at 7pm tomorrow night for Scottish lessons.

 

Bring buckie

 

...and linseed oil

 

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Buckfast isn't even Scottish though.

 

That's Irish schoolin' for yie.

 

Should I decide to keep this appointment is it possible that I may get gang raped by a bunch of horny Scotsmen?

 

Aye.

It'll cost ye, but, so bring real money - none of that pish with the woman with the crown on it.