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ManUre fan loses the plot

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Sooperhoop, Jan 23, 2014.

  1. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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  2. KPDHoopster

    KPDHoopster Well-Known Member

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    That is incredibly sad.

    Bet you Rooney cant wait to come back into the team
     
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  3. Tramore Ranger

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    Dear Gods.....it is the sort of thing that a drunk 20 something might do, but he sounds older than the Huddersfield Grandad who was barred last week from HQ for being drunk (allegedly)......

    Trust the silly sod got a rap on the knuckles by HM Constabulary for wasting police time.....
     
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    NEWSFLASH: Juan Mata has been arrested after being caught reversing at speed on the M6....
     
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  5. Ciarrai_Abu

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    Excellent
     
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  6. Flyer

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    Rooney can't wait to leave, seems like he's going to leave on a free next summer and can negotiate a foreign move on Jan 1st.
     
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    I think he may end up at Chelsea.
     
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    There was another Manure fan who tweeted that he cried all the way home after the semi. He got a fair amount of stick and surprising no sympathetic shoulder to cry on. These people make me sick, one poor season in a lifetime.
     
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    He can negotiate a foreign move on Jan 1st but will have to wait until the next June 1st before English clubs are allowed to speak to him so they have 5 months to try and convince him to move before the scum are allowed to talk to him.
     
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  10. Sooperhoop

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    Some good ManUre jokes doing the rounds:

    The ManUre lamp, looks great in the middle of the table.

    Drive carefully if visiting Old Trafford, they're giving everyone three points.

    They're keeping Fergie in a glass case at Old Trafford - It says 'Break glass in case of emergency'...
     
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  11. Queenslander!!

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    I bet Nines was impressed with that OP....<yikes>
     
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  12. QPR999

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    Why's that mate?
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Queenslander!!

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    I was referring to the caller.
    What are your thoughts on time wasters hogging the emergency lines then ?
     
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  15. QPR999

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    Ah, I'm with you now Queens. The 'time wasters' or 'hoax callers' rarely get past out highly trained and skilled control staff.
    Once a call comes in, our super computers have details of the number, the callers ID and location. Along with this there will be a call history ( Does this no. have a history of dialling the emergency services? ) There will also be a graphic indicating the levels of distress in the callers voice to ascertain it's authenticity. This is all done immediately. If there is a doubt in the nature of the call, the caller will be challenged. Usually the hoax caller at this point will realise that they've been rumbled and will hang up. ( Do this three times and your no. is cut off. )

    As regards the drunken caller who wanted to speak to SAF last night, the control person would of probably humoured them and let them rant on a bit realising that this wasn't an emergency at all. The call wouldn't get anywhere near the front line appliances or units, so no harm done. It gave them a laugh though.
     
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  16. TootingExcess

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    Were you affected by any of the recent changes ninesy? They shut my old local station in bow this month
     
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  17. QPR999

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    Not directly mate, but they've closed two of the stations I worked at way back when. Westminster & Knightsbridge, I would think that Boris and his cronies will trouser a nice tidy sum from selling those properties off to his mates at a reduced fee. Same goes for the other eight stations. Who benefits from this? Not the public and not the fire service. We won't see the benefits of the savings which is comparatively minuscule in the big scheme of things.
    Even after a public consultation, a democratic vote by the London Assembly and the public saying that they were willing to pay an extra 7p a week on their council tax, Boris still said no. Why?
     
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  18. Queenslander!!

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    There in lies a perfect example of why i have a deep hatred for politicians.
    Honestly believe they are all the same. lie-ing, cheating scum. I accept there must be the odd good one out there somewhere trying to do some good.
    Only interested in thier own gain.
    Thats why i've never voted in my life ( & lets leave that subject there.)

    Boris will do nicely out of it regardless of what happens....Legalised crooks IMO..sorry..rant over !

    Im sure Stainsey the revolutionary is with me on this...?
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

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    I hope you don't complain about them then
     
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  20. Queenslander!!

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    no...never...<ok>
     
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