They'll be rampaging all over Britain eating our native rats which, let's face it, are a huge problem in out inner cities. Fuck it, bring it on I say. In saying that, I remember reading Rats by James Herbert when I was about 14 and it could be he was on to something. Fuck it, blast the ship with nuclear bombs before it reaches our shore. But then we might get genetically mutated rats the size of alsatians with a taste for hot flesh...
I read that book when I was a kid anaw. I remember it mainly for the ****ing material contained therein.
This is all nonsense anyway. I mean how are rats going to be able to navigate into one of our harbours and safely dock. It's preposterous when you think about it. Mind you rats can swim right enough. They commonly reside Down In The Sewer, which coicidentally is the title of a song by The Stranglers from their album Rattus Norvegicus which actually stands for "brown rat". I guess coincidences can be coincidental sometimes. Funnily enough Sometimes is the title of another track on Rattus Norvegicus. Shall I go on?
UPDATE [h=2]Juan Mata joins rat-infested ghost ship[/h] CHELSEA midfielder Juan Mata has been sold to an eerie crewless ship. The ship, which has been purposelessly roaming since being cut adrift last year, is inhabited only by diseased cannibal rats feeding on each other. Thought only to have value as scrap, the deserted hulk terrifies other ships with its advancing decay and its red-eyed, feral inhabitants. Mata said: “Joining a decaying ghost ship, a spectre of the seaways which other captains talk about in hushed tones because they fear it could one day happen to them, isn’t exactly the ideal transfer. “On the other hand, at least I might get to start a game every once in a while.”
Most of the women i've asked out have said they were lesbians. I just assumed that the virgin birth was more common than the clergy were letting on
