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Dlt ariving yesterday at southwark so i said the foll_____)

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  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    council workers spraying the pavement all camera crewes outside so i said to the council workers spraying the pavement can you spray the water at the perv just comming in!lol
     
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    Sticky this
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's what DLT said.
     
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    I liked the story about him today. A woman was interviewing him and he wanted her to get her tits out for pictures. She said no, they're not big enough. So he grabbed them and turned his head as if judging whether they were big enough.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Judging ****s behaviour in the 1970's by today's standards seems harsh. Back then she should have been grateful she only got her baps squeezed.
     
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    The BBC today contains this nougat

    Nature's rape alarm system - the old boner-hip-bone-nudge <ok>
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    This one was in 2008. Back in the 70s everybody acted like they were in a Benny Hill movie and the ****s loved every minute of it.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    that council worker will never forget the day jonothan akworth asked him to spray a *****
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Wish DLT done a Tobin and kicked jonno in the knackers
     
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