What's your favourite position?

Do ye's dae that congratulatory pat on the bum at the end of the game? Hated it when ****s did that.

 

it saddens me that none of this **** will actually happen

 

"If you build it, they will come"

 

What about north if the border v south of thr border

The match of all matchs the epitaph of not606...

Whose up fer it

 

me!!!

 

jip and trev in an epic tussle, who will come out on top?

 

A Man Ure guy playing.

This will be a piece of piss.

 

Naw, dae we ****.

In tight games, when there's subs getting made, there is an occasional gay high 5 that goes on.

Other than that it's all bullshit bravado squaring up - very little 5 a sides actually gets played.

 

beale = blacker than ba

 

I'll have yeez know that Franck was told in good faith that she was 18 and a practising muslim <tags>

 

me bending a bird right over lovely!Those where the days!

 

I was rubbish - they used to get me to run around after whoever had the ball, harrying them and winding them up so that they'd give it away. Rather bizarrely it worked most of the time.

 

also the 69 er is i think the best shagging position of them all i once shagged a bird who had her fanny pearced

 

Clitoris and/or labia?

 

MYTH: getting a blowjob aff a burd who has had her tongue pierced is better than aff a burd who hasn't.

 

I see you havent taken the opportunity to build the team around my Pirlo like creativity in the final third of the pitch, well, **** yooz jockos, I`ll play for the nigels <pending international clearance >

 

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