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Ghost Ship full of Cannibal Rats on it's way to the UK

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Do UKIP know ?
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    Clearly not. Keep Cannibal Rats British they'd say.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Surely after all this time there'll be just one big, fat rat?
     
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  5. VenomPD

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    You mean a Rat King?
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Rats Juice .... ?
     
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  7. VenomPD

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    ...Is what you get if you step on a Rat King.
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Rats Juice won us the election
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    Reminds me of the time my ancestors arrived at Whitby Bay.
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  10. VenomPD

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    Bats Juice?
     
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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Pretty sure that island that doesn't look like Britain, and is to the north of Britain, is actually Iceland. Perhaps we should point this out to the Daily Mail.
     
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    Rats actually make very good pets.

    But no we are snowed under with immigrants as it is so they are not welcome.
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Filthy animals pouring in from the east, and now from the west as well. Next it will be ****ing polar bears and dirty spaniards.
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    That's what makes the scaremongering so brilliant.
     
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  15. Hash.

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    was just about to say this. does this mean ive brain cancer too ?
     
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  16. Otto Flayshow

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    I liked how the wildly speculative bullet point in the headline 'Likely to have hundreds of diseased rats with only each other for food' suddenly became established fact in the first line of the article.

     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No doubt they will be claiming benefits too.

    Well done again Daily Mail.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    "I blame it on lesbianism."

    - Some deranged UKip candidate, Nigelshire
     
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  19. Toby

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    Are the cannibal rats getting here before or after the millions of Bulgarians/Romanians?

    This country is full to the brim already :(
     
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  20. Null

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    Are they black rats?


    SEND THE ****ERS BACK!
     
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