Being as they are the current pee taking subject in the pubs and grounds all over the uk (world even?) shall we join in the fun? A couple from me to start... There are some cruel people about. I heared a cat crying in pain last night,so I looked out of the window and saw 4 blokes in Man U kit playing football with it. I was just about to call the RSPCA when the cat went 1-0 up...... Just a word of warning to anyone driving around the Old Trafford area of Manchester. Be carefull as its very easy to pick up 3 points up there at the moment!
Got the wife a Man U bra for her birthday....she hates it. Says the support is crap and the tits fall out the cup to easy!
Got a bargain the other day. The Man U dart board!- Its the same as a regulation dart board, but with no Doubles or Trebles!
David Moyes has just held a press conference and has pledged United will be in a major European competition next year..... ......even if he has to write the song himself.
I can't joke about united for Iam a fan United will soon be back so enjoy it while you can Iam a poet and doesn't know it!!!
Wayne Rooney has been told he will not be allowed to leave to one of United's main rivals, which currently rules out Norwich and Southampton
