Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

8 weeks? Have you got aids?

 

What did you do?

 

Get well soon Luv

 

you fannies the lot of yer

vindaloo would have sorted that **** out a lot quicker, may have taken a couple but would have gone.

do have a headache today that is killing me though.

 

Im off, bye

 

No.

 

FFS...


I think you need a few more ands

 

#octosex

 

We used to have solids for mixes in bongs and stuff

Did an homemade one called the oracle which was awesome. Made out of a plastic beer keg thing. Put £ 20 mixes in one go with 4 pipes coming off. 0 to battered in in 20 secs!

 

#random

 

I have two throats

 

Use the other one then

 

That one was occupied, I was too busy eating.

 

good lad

 

thats not a cold that was a stroke.

 

Keep away from me, yer germ-ridden batard.

Will that do?

 

Rep

 

Knob off, dickbreath.

 

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Lovin all the sympathy keep it coming.