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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Jan 22, 2014.

  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    went past it today press everywhere and police guarding outside must be dlt court case!
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Posted at 3:41am <doh>
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    Jonno, ML's calling you out for a SQUARE GO.
     
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  4. User Deleted

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    Jonno doesnt have time for luxuries like sleep he's a busy guy!
     
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  5. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We were in London the other year and our hotel was in Southwark. We were at the other side of the Thames and jumped in a taxi and told the driver that we were staying at the "South Wark Premier Inn" and the **** looked at us as if we were from another planet, this was a Cockney white boy we were speaking too.

    Turn out you pronounce South Wark as Su-thuck <doh>

    Ended up getting knits from the pillows at the Premier Inn (we presumed) and as I type this, I just got an itchy scalp <steam>
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    to* <ok>
     
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  7. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Too as in also...

    <wah>
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I guess you never made it to Greenwich either.
     
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  9. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    They were probably waiting for the hairy cornflake.Supposedly went up behind some party and wheyyed! her tits.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Most cabbies are unaware that there is another London that exists in a parallel dimension, "South Of The River".
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    He'd obviously been out ghost spotting.
     
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  12. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    No, he's just used the post delay timer, a handy device; type in your post, nominate time of delivery, go to bed and at 3.41 am precisely it arrives on thread. I've got one too but I never use it much.
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    As if anyone that lives down there could afford a taxi <doh>
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You ever been to Milngavie or Dalziel?
     
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  15. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    I was up at milngavie in may and asking the train conductor for a single to milngavie was strange

    I pronounced it as miln gavvy but apparently it's mulguy or someshit
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aye, it's Mullguy ...

    Long way from home?
     
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  17. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    Did the west highland way
     
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  18. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ah, cool...
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    Aye, Mullguy just along the road from Bearsden where I had 8 happy years.

    There is a place in Aberdeen caleed Footdee but it is pronounced Fitty.

    Also out the road place called Strachan that is pronounced Stran.

    Every where in Britain has some tongue twisters.
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Even the Shetlanders don't speak as gay as you sheep shaggers.
     
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