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Cortese's Corner - formerly Beefy's Corner, the off topic chat thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Qwerty, Jan 7, 2014.

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  1. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    No...wouldn't be fair as I'm sure they don't want sickness taken into the hospital. On the Island, the best thing is to have a mild heart attack and get taken by ambulance to Portsmouth. I actually looked enviously at a woman with a heart attack when I had my last check up on the mainland...she went from fit as a flea to ill, op and back on her feet in hours.
     
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  2. saintrichie123

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  3. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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  4. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    I wasn't alive.
     
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  5. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Yea someone shared it on my facebook page, I then wondered what year it was and then realised it was 34 years ago!!!
    I lie down I feel old :(
     
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  6. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    This is an old cinema advert. They used to spend a bit more money on them at the flicks. NOTE: It's bad for your health..!

    [video=youtube;7QKwRTGm22A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QKwRTGm22A[/video]
     
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  7. Joe!

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    Starting a new temp job tomorrow in order to start fixing the fact that I was lazy in uni and didn't get any work experience.

    I wonder how easy it'll be to slack off and browse Not606.
     
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  8. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Gosh, it was boring while there was no rain. Thank goodness it has started again, just for a shower or two. I was beginning to get withdrawal symptoms.
     
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    good luck. Best get on the forum early. Nothing like testing the rules on your first day... more likely to get away with it. If you don't, then it probably wasn't right for you. <eek>
     
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  10. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    What's the job, or can you not really mention that?
     
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  11. Dan

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    It's probably not in MI6.
     
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  12. Joe!

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    It appears to be something along the lines of typing numbers from one thing into another thing. I had to get more "office experience" so this is that. I'm basically Chandler.
     
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  13. fatletiss

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    nah, you need waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more sarcasm for that.

    Edit: name change needed for duration of temp job ... Chandler Joe.
     
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  14. fatletiss

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    Could that be anymore boring?
     
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  15. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Or Joe Bing? I'll have to give this one some thought.

    Depends on whether or not I can get on Not606!
     
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  16. fatletiss

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    Bing Joe would be 'better'
     
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  17. Dan

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    Chandler Steinberg sounds all too Jewish. Bing Steinberg, on the other hand, is excellent.
     
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  18. Qwerty

    Qwerty Well-Known Member

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    Bingberg.
     
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  19. Joe!

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    Dan wins.

    21 days of this and I'm regretting it about 30 seconds in.
     
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  20. Dan

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    You can never go back to Joe, you know?
     
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