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Unfathomable Collaborations?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jan 21, 2014.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Sorry but I am struggling to get my head around this one. Stingio and Paul Simon are set to tour together with each of them singing the others songs.

    How the hell can Paul Simon lower himself to let that squeaky voiced pretentious and obnoxious twat to murder songs like The Sound Of Silence, Bridge Over Troubled Waters, The Boxer, Scarborough Fair...............etc, etc.

    This is an abomination and is against all public decency and taste.

    Wonder if Paul Simon will sing "****ing On The Moon" for ****'s sake.

    Can you think of any other unlikely duos?
     
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    David Bowie and Bing Crosby has to be up there
     
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  3. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Loyalist Paramilitaries and the British State.
     
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Gives me the boak thinking about it ER.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Neil Lennon and personal hygiene.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ER and that unfortunate prostitute he got pregnant.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    French toast and jam
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Yup. Certain things in life should not be tarnished.

    No doubt the baldy ex bent copper will think it's a good idea though <whistle>

    Paul Weller and George Michael?

    Actually I don't think even George would demean himself.
     
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    Cliff Richard and Van Morrison
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Justin Beiber and 1D
     
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    Keith Richards and Harry Styles?

    Kiss and Justin Bieber?

    Annie lennox and singing in tune?
     
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    ER and decent threads.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Beans and egg.
     
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    Totally agree with you and ER - going straight from the Sound of Silence to Da doo doo doo FFS <doh> Do you think it might be a cry for help from a very skint Paul Simon like those 1970s footballers who put their medals up for sale only to find a generous benefactor bail them out at the last minute?
     
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    "The Bed's Too Big Without You" warbles Simon.

    Dearie ****in me.

    D I Sabled and anything remotely intelligent and/or amusing must be up there.
     
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    &#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;&#8593;

    Bitter Nigel in beel meltdown.
     
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    Nigel Farage - Our Saviour.

    Praise the Lord <applause>
     
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    Thatcher and Blair, ..

    oh hang on, cancel that ****, they were both the ****ing same
     
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    Stephen Hawking and Roger De Courcey.
     
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    Yup -on there own, comes out like slop, needs some fat toast and a big sausage
     
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