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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Qwerty, Jan 7, 2014.

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  1. Downthe36

    Downthe36 Well-Known Member

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    They're nearly all odd.

    Just trying to sort out the most awful mess I have ever got myself into with a girl at the moment. Reminds me why I enjoyed staying away from the female species for a while.
     
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  2. Dan

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    Accidentally shag her twin sister? Tell her she's putting on weight? Wrong hole?
     
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  3. Downthe36

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    Lol! None of the above!

    Suffice to say, when one of my best friends said "you've got to keep working your way through the frogs to find the good ones, this ones a frog, leave her alone" I should have listened.
     
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  4. Dan

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    Frogs are easy to squish, so show no mercy! But also apparently taste quite nice, so keep eating that slimy mess... or something.
     
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  5. Le Tissier's Laces

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    A young Boris Johnson perhaps more to your taste?

    image.jpg
     
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  6. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Before I'm off up the wooden hill [crikey it's late], am I the last person to have heard of HISHE on Youtube..? Perhaps not in the World, but perhaps the last on this forum. HISHE is How it should have ended, and tends to devote itself to iconic films. Although there are many others, here's a sample from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - How It Should Have Ended:

    [video=youtube;nJOSAwNzyi4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJOSAwNzyi4[/video]

    Funnier than Archer, though the animation is very similar.
     
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

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    Lucky bugger !
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I only discovered these myself the other day . Very funny IMHO . Thanks for posting it. :)
     
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  9. Joe!

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    Totally. I totally get this metaphor.
     
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  10. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    HISHE has evolved a SuperHero Cafe. The running joke is about Batman being who he is. He'll even say... because I'm Batman. Occasionally, Superman reminds Batman that he could snap his neck at any moment [not this one]. Includes Dr Who this time. Quite amusing.

    [video=youtube;-2swVic8KxY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2swVic8KxY[/video]
     
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  11. AberdeenSaint

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    What`s the latest on Lovren and Ramirez injuries ?
     
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  12. SAINTDON13

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    Ouch! That hurt.
     
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  13. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I'll bet.
     
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    On the latest Fifa 14 update, S Davis is listed as a striker, and G Ramirez has cornrows :D
     
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  15. fran-MLs little camera

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    And a limp.
     
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    He's here all week!!
     
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    Mikaeel Kular's mother Rosdeep has been charged with her three-year-old son's murder and an attempt to defeat the ends of justice.
     
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    Always scumbags like that in the world, but if anything I find it more disturbing watching all those people drive past doing nothing.
     
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  20. fran-MLs little camera

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    Mother of 5 children under 10 and described as a party animal...why, oh why, have kids when you don't really want them.
     
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