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Zombie Apocalypse/Alien Invasion

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 14, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    In the admittedly unlikely event of either, choose
    a) Your gun of choice - you don't have to give the name, a description will do,
    b) Your vehicle
    c) Your damsel in distress

    I'd go for:
    a) Pump-action shotgun
    b) Dodge Viper
    c) Christina Hendricks

    What about you lot?
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    a big one
    a fast one
    a slut
     
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  3. Leon Bessi

    Leon Bessi Active Member

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    Gun - M14.
    Car - probably some 4x4.
    Damsel - Shakira.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Dodge Viper would be the worst choice, as petrol stations won't be working.

    Portman is too skinny, you need a Dawn French to keep the Zombies busy while you escape <ok>
     
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  5. Sam Axe

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    a) Smith and Wesson model 29 from Dirty Harry (the most powerful handgun in the world)
    b) Ferrari 308 GTS from Magnum PI
    c) Elisha Cuthbert
     
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  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    A) An Anti-Aircraft Rifle
    B) Mr Bean's 3-Wheeler
    C) Elisabeth Fritzl
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You're right about Portman, I'll revise that <ok>
     
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    Great banter.

    This reminds of when not606 was funny.
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    ive reduced myself to ye're level, can't beat um join um in being boring spazzy like ****s <ok>
     
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  10. Bollocks

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    I would be crazy to get in a verbal sparring match with you.

    You are a latter day Oscar Wilde; Irish, latent homosexual and quite clearly in possession of a rapier wit.
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    same answer to all 3 a big one <ok>
     
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    catapult
    bmx
    elle mcpherson
     
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  13. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

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    Proper Samurai Sword (no ammo to worry about esp in the UK)
    hang glider (no fuel and can ride the thermals for hours)
    Milla Jovovich (has more experience than me so can kick ass)
     
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  15. Lightfoot

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    1) something big and powerful, where I could point the pointy end at the thing or person I wanted to die, and it would happen
    2) 1931 Bugatti Royale - I'd sell it and live in luxury for the rest of my life, and get the Sultan of Brunei to clean out my swimming pool
    3) Hilary Swank
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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  17. Zico

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    a) Nose-mounted gattlin' gun firing 30mm depleted uranium shells.
    b) A-10 Thunderbolt
    c) Christina Hendricks

    <ok>
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    There's also a massive difference whether it's an Alien or Zombie attack...**** attacking Aliens with a shotgun and a car?!!? <yikes>

    For an Alien attack I'd go for:

    a) One of the guns from 'Men in Black'
    b) The Millenium Falcon
    c) Sigourney Weaver
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    a) A big **** off one, like the alien guns in District 9 that can kill loads of people at once. Or the big mechanical suit thing.
    b) Hover car
    c) Christina Hendricks
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    **** off, I saw her first.
     
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