I was at the airport today

I was at the airport the today and a bloke came up to me and asks "Lost something, mate?"

"Yes" I said. "My wife".

"Me too" he replied.

"What does she look like" I asked.

"Well, she's got blonde hair, long tanned legs up to her chin, wearing a mini skirt, no knickers, no bra, big tits and a see through top!......what does yours look like?"

I said "Who give a ****, let's look for yours"

 

You are about 10 years too late with that joke, but it was funny in its day. I'll give you that.

 

Good one.

My wife said she was leaving me becasue of my obssession with 60's pop band "The Monkees".


And then I saw her face...

 

Here Monaco, did you shift your CL tickets for a decent price?

 

Got £2,500 for them in the end mate. I would have got more if I was in Britain at the time, but it was still £2,200 profit so it wasn't bad

 

Nice one.

 

2,200/4.99 = 400 bottles of wine how long did last you ? most of the day

 

gloryhunter

 

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Bottles of wine for 4.99? Flash ****!

 

not me. i thought you'ld get all flash with your profits

 

I did at the start I told the bird to cheap the cent change from the 1 euro I gave her for my 99 cent bottle of plonk, its good to spread the wealth!

 

Heard about Arsenal's new young Brazilian signing foetus - he's got potential