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Happy birthday to your MA, she had you early didn't she?!

 

was she 12 when Antknee popped out?

 

Cheeky ****ers she was 19 when I strolled into her life, she's never admitted it but I'm sure I'm her favourite. Don't follow after her brains though she is one clever women. She went to university when I was 14 and gained her masters and batchelors degree.

 

So you were an accident??

 

I thought you said your the youngest and have a sister 5 years older than you?

 

I second that

 

47 still until July, stop aging me

I have 2 brothers one called Steve and 2 step brothers both called Steve so 3 brothers called Steve, sounds like I'm from the Forest I've never met one, when the old man got married he was on tour, he was a stagehand, and 2 step sisters.

My other brother is the oldest he's 50 this year, he's deaf so we call him deaf Dave

 

**** sake ROD this sounds like an application for the Jeremy Kyle show

 

Well a lot of welsh do go on that show mind

 

I'm opening up here and you ****s tell me to pipe down. **** you all

 

What do you call ROD's brother?


Anything you like, he cant hear you

 

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I'm telling him you cruel bastard.

 

Last time i went to the Doctors I told him I suspected I may be going Deaf.

He said "What are the symptoms"

I said "It's a cartoon about a yellow family whose Dads is called Homer, Why whats that got to do with it?"

 

Morning ****ers, working from home today as I'm off to Chelsmford tomorrow via a meeting in Rotherham

 

Morning rod sounds like such fun