Or a Renault Kangoo with drivers seat as far forward as can go and a lawn mower in the back- 3 days travel -
With the massive size of load you can only travel during off peak hours with flashing lights and a police escort, so two weeks!
If he is, then its a whole different ball game! That shipment would have to go by sea Felixstowe to Hull in a supercargo freighter. Closure of the M62 and M1 motorways essential hence permission needed from the Department of Transport. 8 weeks at least, by which time he could have become morbidly obese requiring a stomach band to be fitted before he is given permission to travel. It just goes on and on and on!
Holt, I fear, would be too large to transport in one piece and would need to be dismantled and reassembled on site with a 300 ton crane with 100 ton counter balance.....
If the fleet of lorries arrived to collect him and found him making love to his wife, does that mean they would come to a grinding holt?