http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ital-stomach-pains-says-no-idea-pregnant.html Nun gives birth after being rushed to hospital with stomach pains⦠and she says she had no idea she was pregnant She's got some explaining to do...............
I read that earlier Chazz, made me giggle too. They don't seem to be going for the obvious "virgin birth" angle, and don't seem to be casting her out either. Well obviously she won't be a nun but she doesn't seem to have been kicked out in shame or owt. I also wondered if she was a fat lass though.
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
There's some skinny lasses who don't know they're pregnant til they go into labour. My mrs used to watch a programme about it, admittedly most we're ogres but there were still a few stick thin lasses. Weird, I'd have thought they'd have realised when the sprog starts kicking... Clearly not...
The woman lives at the Little Disciples of Jesus convent near Rieti, which manages an old people's home. Hehe some lucky old boy just had the time of his life.
As a lapsed left footer I had a good laugh at this. There were one or two penguins at school I'd would have happily 'helped out'… I once confessed that I'd had impure thoughts about one of the nuns in the confessional box aged 15, I'm sure the priest was breathing heavily or trying to stifle a laugh.
Actually no, she put on a bit of weight and was being sick etc. The doctors said it was an allergy to wheat. Apparently the baby was hid behind something and that's why she didn't have a bump.
He was just being a good catholic. Refusing to wear a johnny. Church should be giving him some credit for that.
